Songs in which the singer breaks down crying

Doo wop naturally has the edge in this category

The Bells        Clyde McPhatter

Valerie        Starlights

She’s Out of My Life        Michael Jackson

You Are So Beautiful to Me        Joe Cocker

True True Lovin'        Ferlin Husky

Near crying

Songs with chicken sounds in them

Funky Western Civilization        Tonio K

Psycho Chicken        The Fools

Do the Funky Chicken        Rufus Thomas

From my Stax sampler tape

Drink American        Peter Stampfel & the Bottlecaps

Songs with dog sounds

Hound Dog        Big Mama Thornton

Doghouse Blues        Bill Monroe

Songs with cow sounds

Barnyard Boogie        Delmore Brothers

Songs with gunshots

Western Movies        Olympics

Shotgun Wedding        Roy C

Songs that have talking parts

Young Guns        Wham

Are You Lonesome Tonight        Elvis Presley

Another Brick in the Wall        Pink Floyd

Models        Couch Flambeau

Starting All Over Again        Mel & Tim

Songs with long, talking intros

Atlantis        Donovan

By the Time I Get to Phoenix        Isaac Hayes

Songs where a talking part alternates with a singing part

Spill the Wine        Eric Burdon & War

Is That All There Is        Peggy Lee

Songs where they speak French in them

Wordy Rappinghood        Tom Tom Club

Michelle        Beatles

Je Suis un Rock Star        Bill Wyman

Funky Western Civilization        Tonio K

Rapture        Blondie

Jennifer Juniper        Donovan

Songs where the more well-known version is the live version

This probably isn't an example of great minds thinking alike, but where else am I to put it? (Performance, Delivery?) This illustrates the folly of trying  to put art into my, I don't know -- little boxes, on the hillside. Ah, but I may as well try and catch the wind. 

Conquistador        Procol Harum

Show Me the Way        Peter Frampton

Baby, I Love Your Way        Peter Frampton

Do You Feel Like We Do        Peter Frampton

Ridin’ the Storm Out        REO Speedwagon

Easy Livin        Uriah Heep

Songs that have carnival-announcement style lead-ins

Little Egypt        Coasters

Magical Mystery Tour        Beatles

Long pause (à la the Rascals' “Good Lovin’”)

May This Be Love        Jimi Hendrix

Art rock songs with atonal, disturbing crowd chanting/noises

Fool’s Overture        Supertramp

Fearless        Pink Floyd

Tower Struck Down        Steve Hackett

Two-part song medleys

Black Magic Woman/Gypsy Queen        Santana

Fallin' In and Out of Love with You/Amie        Pure Prairie League

Livin' Lovin' Maid/Heartbreaker        Led Zeppelin

This Beat Goes On/Switchin' to Glide        The Kings

No Sugar Tonight/New Mother Nature        Guess Who

Prelude/Nothing to Hide        Spirit

There is something in the air, 1980-1981, British

Man in a Suitcase        Police (1980)

Man on a Corner        Genesis (1981)

Man in the Corner Shop        The Jam (1981)

Songs with harp, sometimes just one big strum

Tonight's the Night        Rod Stewart

A Girl Like You        Rascals

This Year        Curtis Mayfield

Probably “This Year,” unless there's more than one song with it on the CM album I have

Love of My Life        Queen

Groups who you might not expect to use harmonica, but do

The Cure

(last song of Boys Don't Cry)

Black Sabbath

Tangerine Dream

Weird things that make you think your stereo is broken

Good Humor Man        Love

Songs that count up

1-2-3 Red Light        Ohio Express

1-2-3        Len Barry

2-4-6-8 Motorway        Tom Robinson Band

25 or 6 to 4        Chicago

well, . . . what it does isn't counting up but there is a numerical progression of some type. By the way, we know the lyrics aren't "25 or 6, 2, 4" because it's printed as "to" in the title

Fantasy category: songs that contain practical, instructional information

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