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| - | Some folks worship GOD almighty and some worship that most vile Sugar Daddy, Lucifer, but me ... I worship Agnetha Faltskog. That bombastic blonde bubble bottomed bimbo that used ta sing in Abba. The only way I can ever trick myself into rolling out of the sack in the morning is to gaze longingly upon her gleaming visage as it is displayed on a pin-up above my bed. As the rays of the seven o'clock sun caress her alpine features, ... "special-projects/tesco.html" read more | ||
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| - | folks worship GOD almighty and some worship that most vile Sugar Daddy, | + | Some folks worship GOD almighty and some worship that most vile Sugar Daddy, |
| Lucifer, but me ... I worship Agnetha Faltskog. That bombastic blonde | Lucifer, but me ... I worship Agnetha Faltskog. That bombastic blonde | ||
| bubble bottomed bimbo that used ta sing in Abba. The only way I can | bubble bottomed bimbo that used ta sing in Abba. The only way I can | ||
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| - | (1968) JAG VAR SA KAR | + | |
| + | JAG VAR SA KAR (1968) | ||
| Here we foist a peek at the svelte young crooner posing with her Uncle | Here we foist a peek at the svelte young crooner posing with her Uncle | ||
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| Estrogen level maxed 10 | Estrogen level maxed 10 | ||
| - | Mini | + | |
| - | skirt 10 | + | Mini skirt 10 |
| Come hither blowjob smile 10 | Come hither blowjob smile 10 | ||
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| Gramophone -5 | Gramophone -5 | ||
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| Tire Tread Sandals -5 | Tire Tread Sandals -5 | ||
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| - | (1968) UTAN DIG | + | UTAN DIG (1968) |
| Christ I'd like to take that gaudy Brady Bunch watch off her wrist and | Christ I'd like to take that gaudy Brady Bunch watch off her wrist and | ||
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| Musky disco watch whose face can be popped off and used as a mini diaphragm 10 | Musky disco watch whose face can be popped off and used as a mini diaphragm 10 | ||
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| Jr-high-style rim-job make-up 10 | Jr-high-style rim-job make-up 10 | ||
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| Throatfull of brother's spud 5 | Throatfull of brother's spud 5 | ||
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| Recto-probe-sized tooth gap 5 | Recto-probe-sized tooth gap 5 | ||
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| - | (1969) FRAM FOR SVENSKA | + | FRAM FOR SVENSKA (1969) |
| As you can see, the casting couch soundings have done little to atrophy | As you can see, the casting couch soundings have done little to atrophy | ||
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| Leather bitch dress 10 | Leather bitch dress 10 | ||
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| Fuck me boots 10 | Fuck me boots 10 | ||
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| - | (1970) OM TARAR VORE GULD | + | |
| + | OM TARAR VORE GULD (1970) | ||
| The big Seven-Oh was a transitional year for Aggie. This was the year | The big Seven-Oh was a transitional year for Aggie. This was the year | ||
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| Nipple peeking through cut-out flower in blouse 10 | Nipple peeking through cut-out flower in blouse 10 | ||
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| Non-inverted crucifix -10 | Non-inverted crucifix -10 | ||
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| Grab-me handles on choker neck-piece supporting push-up bra 10 | Grab-me handles on choker neck-piece supporting push-up bra 10 | ||
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| - | (1971) MANGA GANGER | + | MANGA GANGER (1971) |
| Here we have the full-blown Colonel Klink's secretary-meets-Heidi look. | Here we have the full-blown Colonel Klink's secretary-meets-Heidi look. | ||
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| 1971 PETER POINTS | 1971 PETER POINTS | ||
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| Girl next door factor 10 | Girl next door factor 10 | ||
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| Pigtails 5 | Pigtails 5 | ||
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| Pouting Svedjugs 10 | Pouting Svedjugs 10 | ||
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| Dumb foreign person expression -5 | Dumb foreign person expression -5 | ||
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| - | (1972) VART SKALL MIN KARLEFORA | + | VART SKALL MIN KARLEFORA (1972) |
| No shit. Our Aggie was Mary Magadelena in "Jesus Christ Superstar" this | No shit. Our Aggie was Mary Magadelena in "Jesus Christ Superstar" this | ||
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| Leather Nun tattoo visible through cleavage slot 10 | Leather Nun tattoo visible through cleavage slot 10 | ||
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| Drug-bruised eyelids 5 | Drug-bruised eyelids 5 | ||
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| Repaired tooth gap -5 | Repaired tooth gap -5 | ||
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| Neck beginning to sag after too many explorations by Sven -5 | Neck beginning to sag after too many explorations by Sven -5 | ||
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| - | Shooting Star should also go into a new Lyrics category: Pretentiously worded: "Johnny was a schoolboy when he heard his first Beatles song / Love Me Do, I think it was / and it . . ." --Why it's pretentious: it's a fictional situation, presented by the singer. The narrator/voice/storyteller is omnipotent and //knows// it was Love Me Do, rather than some other Beatles song, that was so influential in the protagonist's life. The clumsy writer incorporates the "I think it was" conceit without really understanding or thinking about how such a device is properly used. | + | Shooting Star should also go into a new Lyrics category: Pretentiously worded: "Johnny was a schoolboy when he heard his first Beatles song / Love Me Do, I think it was / and it . . ." --Why it's pretentious: it's a fictional situation, presented by the singer. The narrator/voice/storyteller is omnipotent and //knows// it was Love Me Do, rather than some other Beatles song, that was so influential in the protagonist's life. The "I think it was" conceit was added without really understanding or thinking about how such a device is properly used. |
| - | + | This reminds me of the Deep Blue Something situation. About how switching Roman Holliday to Breakfast at Tiffany's by the songwriter, to use a "more well-known Audry Hepburn movie" pulls the rug out from under the following two lines: "and I said, I think, I remember the film" "as I recall, we both kinda liked it" -- as if you'd only dimly remember having seen Breakfast at Tiffany's and as if a couple having that kind of ho hum response to it doesn't brand both of them as complete idiots. | |
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| - | This reminds me of the Deep Blue Something situation. About how switching Roman Holliday to Breakfast at Tiffany's by the songwriter, to use a "more well-known Audry Hepburn movie" pulls the rug out from under the following two lines: "and I said, I think, I remember the film" "as I recall, we both kinda liked it" -- as if you'd only dimly remember having seen Breakfast at Tiffany's and as if a couple having that kind of ho hum response to it wouldn't brand the two of them both as complete idiots. | + | |
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| - | Why are there two different Buffalo Soldier songs, one by Bob Marle | + | Why are there two different Buffalo Soldier songs, one by Bob Marley; the other one I have is by the Persuasions, on their Street Corner Serenade album |
| - | y; the other one I have is by the Persuasions, on their Street Corner Serenade album | + | |
